I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

I gotta be honest: I was not a fan of most of the music in the movie. But in order to put a popular song in a movie, you generally have to pay a LOT of money, and we just didn’t have it to spend.

That being said, we’ve gotten a lot of questions about the music in the movie, people asking who sings a certain song or what song is being used for what scene, because they apparently did like the music.

This kinda makes me laugh: Do people not know that in every single movie ever made, all the songs and singers are in the end credits?

I guess not, because I’ve gotten enough inquiries to put this post up. Here is every song in the movie, in the order they occur in the movie:

“I Like It, I Love It”
Lyrics Born

“Each Year”
Ra Ra Riot

“Wild at Heart”
Lights On

“All Night Long”
American Bang

“Too Much Too Young Too Fast”
Airbourne

“Dance With Me”
Orleans

“This is Not a Game”
B.A.S.K.O.

“World Goes Round”
Fredro, feat. Mook

“Get It”
Young Dre the Truth

“One in a Grillion”
Paul Wall

“Just Chillin”
Slykat

“Crazy Bitch”
Buckcherry

“Mad Pursuit”
Junkie XL

“Round and Round”
Stephen Pearcy/Ratt

“Do It Like I Done It”
Mike Hee, Spark Dawg and Yung Texxus

“Cherry Pie”
Jani Lane/Warrant

“Spend It On Ya”
Kenni Ski, Greedy D, Clarkent, T. Smidi

“Jane Fonda”
Mickey Avalon

“Someone Somewhere”
Jason Reeves

“Can You Feel Me”
Death Farm

“Take My Breath Away”
Berlin

“Either Way”
Wilco

“Someone Like You”
David Vandervelde

“How to Be Alone”
Eulogies

“Quartet for Strings in C Major, Empero”
Jim Long/Franz Haydn

“See the World”
Gomez

“Louis XIV”
Louis XIV

“Laugh, Love, Fuck”
The Coup

If you notice, there is one song on there you won’t be able to find anywhere else: “One in a Grillion” performed by Paul Wall, and written by Nils Parker and me.

Well, since Nils and I own the publishing, and Paul owns the performance rights, I just realized that, unlike the movie or stuff like that, we can actually release this song for free under a creative commons license. So here you go, the Grillionaire/Paul Wall Song from the movie (if that link doesn’t work, try here). If you like it, feel free to send it to other people or post it places or whatever.

But as you listen to the song, remember that this thing was written as if sung by the rapper Grillionaire, and is supposed be a parody of rappers. The lyrics are intended to be ridiculous, though it’s kinda hard to parody rappers at this point; they do a good enough job on their own. If you can’t get them from the song, they are below:

“One in a Grillion”
performed by Paul Wall, written by Nils Parker and Tucker Max

I don’t touch nothing smaller than 20s yo,
cuz George Washingtons smell like poverty, ho
I got more Franklins than the mint, more Jacksons than Joe
The only coins that I like are the ones made out of gold

Like the chocolates in foil and that bitch that’s really old.
I don’t never give no skrilla to a ho
I got kimodo skin interior and ice on my whip,
I don’t give none of my skrilla to a bitch.

The Escalade dome light’s a danglin’ fixture
And the screens in the headrests got picture in picture
With mink on the seats and gator in the dash
It’s a luxury turducken stuffed full of cash.

I got…

Ice whips hoes money
Ice whips hoes money
Ice whips hoes money
Ice whips hoes money

They my four food groups and go down just like honey.
If you ever had a taste you’d know how I’m feelin’
But you don’t cuz I’m one in a grillion.

We wrote several more verses with the intent of doing a whole legit song, but we didn’t have the time or money to get it done the way we needed to. And we did a whole other song that I think is even better, but we’re keeping those in the pocket, just in case the DVD sales keep doing as well as they are, and we end up doing a sequel.